"Special Case"

Right, so as I am known as the motherly person in our loving and accepting group of friends...I sometimes take on "special cases", in which I take care of and attempt to make "socially acceptable". This is a VERY difficult task as sometimes the young ones I take on are very "challenged"...
My newest student is Simona...there is no need to change her name as she is not ashamed anymore...well she was never really ashamed. So, one day we were in History and Simona as a budding geographer asked...."Is Papua New Guinea in Australia?"..............Me and two other girls were so shocked by the question we were silent for about 40 seconds. We then stated "no honey, it's not...it is its own seperate country. She later went on to say..."No, no, no IT IS IN AUSTRALIA....IT'S WHERE ALL THE ABORIGINALS LIVE!!" we as the kind friends we are started to laugh hysterically....she did not laugh..she had a serious face on and we stopped laughing and realised she wasnt joking....awks for us.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

I feel just awful that I havnt done a recent blog :( SOOOO....to make it up to you imma sing you a song...and before you go and scream your heads off and run for the hills....dont worry I shall not sing...MARY POPPINS WILL :d
 feel free to sing along with her :P I did ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-Z0SSyUcw

So um well yes...Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is how im feeling right this second :P
hehe I couldn't think of a word that expressed my absolute happiness at the moment that I thought..."hey Mary Poppins would know"....This is one of my fav movies and songs for that matter. Whenever I'm feeling down and out I just sing a little bit of....Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and I feel instantly better :D
Try it sometime :)
ANYHOE :P
IM OFF ....a thing called school summons me back to hell :(

-skips off singing-
..... Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Harry Potter..... :O

Teen Club Represent! :P

Voldermort tried to find a way into my pants ;)

OH HOLY SHIZZLE!
did you cry as much as I did?

3rd time's the charm

I keep telling myself to use hurtful words but I know that the mature thing would be to let it go. I am a believer in 2^nd chances and sometimes even 3^rd. But recently I’ve realised that some people don’t even deserve that. John Lennon said, “Part of me thinks I’m a loser, the other part thinks I’m God Almighty”. I’m pushing myself to feel good again but that one person still stands in the way. The sad part is there isn’t even an excuse, not an apology or a decent reason for hurting someone you so called “care about”.  You can’t just throw around the “L” word and think that it makes everything okay. We say “all you need is love” but maybe we just need love from the right person. But I don’t want to be someone whose world stops spinning because they were hurt by someone. No one deserves to be treated the way I was but I’ve realised now that I’m strong enough to tell him to shove it up his ass!

New Fav Pics

BELLA <3

My dream relationship...

My only friend sometimes...

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AMELIA :)

My dream kiss <3

30 Ways To Make A Girl Smile

Island Getaway...

HOLY SHIZZLE!
I've just spent a week on this gorgeous island called LINDAMEN ISLAND....HOLY SHIZZLE!!!
It was so beautiful, I cried when I left! I want to go back now! There was an endless supply of food and drinks! NO JOKE! We just walked up to the bar and said "Yo, Mario...make us a drink?" and he would always reply ...-insert sexy accent here- "Hokay, just for you". While I was there I joined the "teens club" OH MA GAWD! best fun I've had in A VERY LONG TIME! :D :D :D
Our group leader Mac....my GOLLY GOSH! he was AMAZING! teehee :P
Then our group...I know I've made life long friends with these people :)

TEEN CLUB RULES:

1. Always protect the McNuggets
2. Pimp hand strong
3. Drinks before bitches
4. Always blame Tim Chow ( don't even ask)
5. What happens on Lindamen Island stays on Lindamen Island
6. Equality
7. Shit happens...get over it
8. We accept all kinds

SUB RULES....
9. United we stand
10. If Tim Chow ever comes back...Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, coz he's rapin' everybody!

For those Teen Club 2nd Generation peeps reading this...
1. I MISS YOU LIKE CRAZY!
2. Are you getting thinner? No constand flow of food and drinks has caused me to loose weight already :P
3. I'm NEVER....EVER....EVER...drinking "lemonade" again ;) hahahahahhaha
4. ......69....... ;)
 Here are some photos OF MY AWESOME TIME....on my AWESOME HOLIDAY :D

Hrmm...

This always happens....I go from being SUPER DUPER EXCITED to.....meh and then back to ....SUPER DUPER EXCITED!

So, for example this past week I've been very HAPPY and then today I just started thinking about "things" and how I feel about them. I mean yeah something set it off, I know what it was, I cant say to all of you because im not really allowed...but it really shook me and made me really upset. I'll go from such a high to such a low...I can't help it, I've always done it....and during these "low" times, I have the frame of mind that I did something wrong or I caused something to happen, I feel like I've deserved it or something...
My friends tell me its not me, and I didnt do anything, but i find it hard to believe them sometimes..I mean people lie...its a fact of life....people lie because they can, some people like to lie and get a thrill from it...So, how can I know whats good or bad? or right or wrong? when everyone is lying to me? I cant trust everyone...I don't know who to trust anymore...

Love Song Dedications

HOKAY SO,

love.song.dedications.

Is there a better thing in life? I've been listening quite alot lately...yes i know im such a loner...
I dont just sit in my room every night eating tubs of nutella crying over these songs....okay just sunday's, mondays and tuesdays from 9 till midnight....oh i can see you now...just sitting there laughing your skinny asses off, yes i know im a fail at being a socially acceptable human being, so just give me a break. I AM A CHEESY ASS AND PROUD OF IT! Just go and listen to some love song dedications and you will soon be converted and have urges to call up and talk about your love issues...not that I have personally....-cough cough- :O

ANYWHOO....im off...not to listen to more love song dedications...-rubs nose sussly-

IM OOT ( scottish accent)

FIST PUMPS

HOKAY SO,

fist pumps.

What is it?

The fist pump is a celebratory gesture in which a fist is raised before the torso and subsequently drawn down and nearer to the body in a vigorous, swift motion. The fist pump is sometimes carried out in parts of the Western Hemisphere, Europe, and Japan (where it is known as guts pose) to denote enthusiasm, exuberance, or success and may be accompanied by a similarly energetic exclamation or vociferation. The gesture may be executed once or in a rapid series.
Though they are notably conspicuous in sporting activities (especially upon the attainment of a goal or score), fist pumps are present in a wide range of other industries including real estate marketing, engineering, and information technology.
In sports, pumping one's fist following an error made by one's opponent can be considered unsportsmanlike.

Famous Fist Pumps:

Spanish tennis player Rafael Nadal
Tiger Woods
and many more :)

How to do a fist pump:


No joke...THIS COULD BE ME :o

Simplicity

I love Sir.

It's as simple as that.

<3

Craig

This is my friend Craig....

He is my "special friend", he tells me random facts of life, statistics, asks hard hitting questions and of course as any "special friend" does....uses chessy pick up lines :P

So, as I was talking to Craig late one night he started rambling on...and on and on...

YO, Ella.....

Guess what? .....ants dont sleep! :O
Egyptions use pillows

50% of men masturbate at least once a day
75% once a week
99% once a month

Cats cant taste sweet things

Coconuts kill more people in the world than sharks

Hummingbirds can walk

No 2 cornflakes are identical

Albert Einstein never wore socks

Children laugh 500x a day and adults 5x

Dogs and cats are right and left handed

Elephants are the only animal that cant jump

.....and now the pick up lines.....

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I have only three mins to live. ..
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I'm good at math. U I=69
Your name must be Mickey because your so fine....

Those last ones were.....i dont need to elaborate :P

He will then ask questions like....
 1. Is Uluru near Ayer's Rock?
 2. Is Titanic real?
I'm not going to tell you anymore questions he asked me...needless to say i did not dignify those questions with answers :)

So, everyone...MEET CRIAG....my "special friend" .

John Hughes Challenge

Okay, I want my life to be like an 80's John Hughes movie....Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles and my personal fav....Ferris Bueller's Day Off :)

I  mean who wouldn't want to be a high school senior who can get away with jiggen school and crash a random mid week parade in downtown Chicago and belt out "Twist and Shout" on a float with German bear maids?



Or....

Be home alone on Christmas Eve..... and then totally trash the house because im trapping burglers with flying cans of paint down the stairs :D



I've set myself a challenge....as you do :P

I'm going to try and watch as many Tom Hughes movies in the holidays as I can!!
Why? you may ask?
Because...I'm cool and a crazy ass, angst driven teen who can't control her urges...lol jokes thats Justin Bieber ;) Nah, I decided to accept this challenge because I took on a previous challenge to be more like Barney from How I Met Your Mother, and well he accepts MANY challenges...so that in turn means I take on MANY challenges...hehehe :)



So, in my attempt to be more Barney like....I am asking you to pose me as many challenges as you can in the comments section BELOW :)

Have fun, be creative and please NO NUDITY :P

So, my aim with this blog is to just be me and not to try and be anybody else or whoever they want me to be. Yes there are things I would like to change about myelf but thats not for anybody to tell me. I'm going to be deep and meaningful here or attempt to be funny, because in reality im just Ella...whoever she is :P
So, in light of this all I have decided to tell you a little about me, you may or may not know....

I, Mama Ella....

1. ADORE action movies...IRON MAN and TRANSFORMERS all the way baby!!!!
2. Hates the brand LG....i dont know why though :P
3. I'm crap at blogs apparently
4. I'm also bad at lists
5. Horror movies make me happy :)
6. I'm at my 3rd school.....im a bad student ;)
7. Can't get past level 28 of Bubble Struggle :O
8. Taylor Swift is my go to girl for relationship advice....yes i know every song is about a guy and now she is on her 3rd album...yeah she knows how to maintain a relationship aye?
9. There is only 1 song that can make me cry
and finally....
10. I'm actually a dude....awks for you ;)

One of the GREATEST songs ever written

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ

This may be one of the most intellectual songs ever written
I used to think the lyrics were..."boom boom boom, i want you in my womb"
I found out earlier this year the real lyrics...awks for ella :P

Barbie

Barbie camera.

No words can descibe how cool of a child  I was.....times might of changed but the camera remains somewhat of a legend.

Friends

What is a friend?......A single soul dwelling in two bodies <3
I LOVE BELLA <3

Cheesy Ass

Yo, so im a newbie here so be patient with me :P I was thinking today as you do, and I came across a realisation...Im not a deep and meaningful person. Well I mean, I don't say things that are that intelligent. I'm more of a chessy person. I'm a sucker for romance. Just put me in front of a Leonardo DiCaprio rom com and a block of chocolate and I'm set for life. I've come to think of myself as a rom com expert now. And even though I know whats going to happen I still cry in the end. I'm not jealous of the specific actress getting the guy, I'm jealous of "their love". It makes me so happy when they end up together in the end, and then I'm like, "OH MY GAWD, IM FOREVER ALONE" -sobs loudly- "NUP, I HATE THEM ALL". I go from happy to sad to just plain friggen pissed off. :P So, as I was telling my dear friend Svetlana ( YES, that is her name) this, she was like "OMG your such a chessy ass". I was like "lol what?". And she said "dude your the chessiest person EVER! and your also kind of an ass" After I wipped the stunned mullet look of my face I started to laugh cause I know, she is right ( about the cheesy part, and most likely about the ass part too).
All in all ( yes, im summing up my first blog like I would a debating speech)....
ALL IN ALL....I'm an ass.

:)