Craig

This is my friend Craig....

He is my "special friend", he tells me random facts of life, statistics, asks hard hitting questions and of course as any "special friend" does....uses chessy pick up lines :P

So, as I was talking to Craig late one night he started rambling on...and on and on...

YO, Ella.....

Guess what? .....ants dont sleep! :O
Egyptions use pillows

50% of men masturbate at least once a day
75% once a week
99% once a month

Cats cant taste sweet things

Coconuts kill more people in the world than sharks

Hummingbirds can walk

No 2 cornflakes are identical

Albert Einstein never wore socks

Children laugh 500x a day and adults 5x

Dogs and cats are right and left handed

Elephants are the only animal that cant jump

.....and now the pick up lines.....

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I have only three mins to live. ..
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I'm good at math. U I=69
Your name must be Mickey because your so fine....

Those last ones were.....i dont need to elaborate :P

He will then ask questions like....
 1. Is Uluru near Ayer's Rock?
 2. Is Titanic real?
I'm not going to tell you anymore questions he asked me...needless to say i did not dignify those questions with answers :)

So, everyone...MEET CRIAG....my "special friend" .